Another Fast Food/Junk Food Spawn for Taco Bell

Taco Bell just announced they are adding a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco to accompany their wildly popular Nacho-Cheese Doritos Locos Taco.  In 2012, Taco Bell sold over 250 million of their Nacho-Cheese flavored junk food/fast food Doritos amalgamations.  This unprecedented success has led other fast food restaurants to enter the fray.  The following are possible future offerings. 

-The McDonald’s Cheetos Shake:  Looks like an orange creamsicle, goes down salty, cheesy, and crunchy good.

-The Burger King Snickers Bar Salad:  Hungry? Grab a Snickers Salad!

-KFC Mashed Potatoes and Nerds:  Can anyone say low-fat topping!

-The Taco Bell Fruit Roll-up Burrito:  Instead of a flour tortilla, why not try a strawberry flavored gummy roll-up.  Instead of meat, fill it with shame, self-loathing and just a touch of apocalyptic foreboding.

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